I don't want good and I don't want good enough..

torintitious:

scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line

(via tuneinitstaylor)

All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

(Source: mhellark, via not-your-marionette)

you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.

(Source: ckings, via tuneinitstaylor)

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

(Source: leighway, via kissmylipspullmeinlike-a-riptide)

(Source: jamesfrancos, via kissmylipspullmeinlike-a-riptide)

arane8serket:

sometimes you guys worry me

welcome to tumblr..

(via pizza)

whoviandragon:

megtheirishangel:

At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song

I agree. It’s the best.

Ive actually done that before…

I mean what?!?! yeah… :)

(via pizza)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

Is this a mosh pit at a Wiggles concert…

(Source: chelseawoosh, via pizza)

evolutional:

genies:

MEMORIES

WHY IS WILL SMITH WITH THEM OMG

Does it really matter why Will Smith is there?!?!

Its Will FLIPPIN’ Smith and Lizzie Mother FUDGIN’ McGuire!

(via pizza)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

not gonna lie this is pretty damn genius!

(via not-your-marionette)